Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Bust?

Jeff proposes that I get a marble bust to put on my piano.
What about these?


Because classical and gore belong together!

"Yes!" "HaHa!" "Heyyyy" "Yes!"



Rambo... stoned!!

"Cause daddy's got a whole new bag"... Communism!
No, I don't support poaching. I just really like King Kong!
"Did you just zap daddy?" "No! No, no no..... I did just zap your daddy"

This is as close as we could come to beheading him.

Seriously, what's up with Hillary's boobs?!
Yes, he's pissed... and it's because of the way you play!!
The man in the moon? Or Churchill? Hmmm...
Effeminiate? YES!
It's Dante... come on.... DANTE!
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And Jeff's top 10 most desired busts: (but not like it sounds)
10. Isaac Asimov
9. Captain Kidd
8. Claudio Sanchez
7. Bruce Campbell
6. Danny Glover
5. Weird Al
4. The Giant Squid
3. The Christmas Yeti
2. Alabama Vest (maker of the kazoo)
1. James Kirk or Jean Luc Picard
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Just to share one more funny: Before formating, this was one quote:
Yes he's pissed.... The man in the moon??
And it's because of the way you play!! Or churchill? Hmmm...
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2 comments:

Bud said...

Really? Cap'n Picard? See, I think he works better in a gigantic mural format. You know, the kind where you have to write "OBEY" beneath him to emphasize his god-like authority.

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you hung JarJar Binks with a noose above the piano... Though I don't know what kind of music that would inspire.
~pammy
p.s. Is Hilary really that big?!