For the past year we have been ever so blessed to be read our Free Will Astrology horoscopes in class on Fridays. My friend Stacy is addicted to it. I just love the complete irony of the moronic idea that there IS such a thing as free will astrology. How can this be?
Well, to give you a taste of the fun I've had this last year, here is my horoscope from last week:
"The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place," said Pablo Picasso, "from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap of paper, from a passing stranger, from a spider’s web." Now substitute your own name for "the artist" in the above statement, Scorpio, and you'll have your assignment for the coming week. In other words, be alert for and open to the feelings flooding toward you from every direction. Regard the whole world as a giant classroom where you'll be taking a crash course to upgrade your emotional intelligence.
But my favorite has got to be the time when Stacy's horoscope foretold an immaculate conception:
Flora, a Komodo dragon in a British zoo, recently became pregnant and hatched five babies without ever having had contact with a male. This is the first recorded virgin birth among her species. She's your power animal for the coming weeks, Sagittarius. Whether you're female or male, you too now have the power to spawn a beautiful brainchild without being intellectually or emotionally fertilized by anyone. That of course doesn't mean you should avoid the kind of intimate interactions that would fructify you. On the contrary, I urge you to seek those out in abundance. But my point is that you don't need them in order to be a fount of creativity.
To partake in the absurdity, visit http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/
Trust me. it's hilarious....
